The past 2 weekends the weather has been warm enough for sunbathing & swimming so Keeper and I ventured out to the condo complex pool. Normally perfectly quiet and empty, it has been VERY crowded on the weekends. I miss the days of being the only one out there during spring break and summer mornings (when everyone else is at work). I've noticed some real chooches coming out of the woodwork...
~greased up guys who definitely are checking EVERYONE out behind their mirrored sunglasses. This isn't Miami fellows, but I've got some killer vericose veins you can drool over.
~old lady who has a raft for herself and... her drink. Yep, a mini-flamingo inflatable beverage holder. She never goes anywhere without her flamingo + drink. This isn't your grandma's vodka tonic...oh wait, yes it is.
~ when lounge chairs are a premium, I would like to give a shout-out to the guy who uses one for his Tshirt and then looks all put out and pissed off when I ask if I can use that chair. Sheesh. Also, the guy who was sitting in a chair and felt the need to use a whole other lounge chair for his FEET. First of all, gross because it's right where other people put their heads, and second of all, really? we have footstools, use one.
~ to the family with the 3 kids who like to run around screaming and pelt everyone with nerf balls: thanks but no thanks. Instead of draping your kid in arm swimmies and screaming at them everytime they go near the edge of the pool "Stop! You can't swim!" how about actually getting in and swimming with them? Or invest in some swimming lessons.
~and to the winners who need to have that cigarette (or 10) out by the pool. Thanks. There's nothing I love more than inhaling second hand smoke to make me feel like I'm truly relaxed. Awesome.
Anyway, the water is great and so is the weather... so despite my rants, I'll be back :)
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